Religious by pass Operation

Religious By Pass Operation

As a geo-political analyst, I want to make it clear that people are free to practice their religion as long as they do not harm themselves or others

Or to proselytize their religion-I am simply pointing out global trends that are changing the world-religion being one

I respect all religions and make no criticisms of any-simply pointing out the new trends and the decline of religion

1.As the rapid decline of religion is taking place

2.The UK national health service is offering a religious by-pass operation. The numbers are limited so apply early

3.The sceptic and atheist community online has been trashing religion for over 20 years.

4.They believe religion is man-made fabricated nonsense

5.New research suggests religion may be a disease if infected at an early age is damaging and incurable into adult hood

6.according to latest scientific research there is a part of the brain called the god module

6.god worshippers say it is put there by God to communicate with him

5.The sceptics and atheist community say we are all born atheists

5.Believing in nothing until the religious indoctrination takes place by our parents and the religious tribe

7.If this part of the brain is stimulated at an early age from religious indoctrination-it is very difficult to cure

8.Like a parasite the god module is difficult to eradicate

9.it is resistant to anti-biotics and can spread to the whole brain

9. once infected-People find it very difficult to leave their religion-no matter how hard they try

10.Despite being told by the sceptic and atheist community that it is a collection of ancient myths-legends and fairy tales

11.The sceptic and atheist community point out that there is the same evidence for the existence of God as there is for Santa Claus-big foot and the yeti

12.i have a brain for you to look at-the god module is located next to the module for belief in superstition

13.If you decide to have a religious by-pass operation the brain is drilled to destroy the god module

14.The operation will be carried out by atheist surgeons

15.I am offering my drilling equipment to the National healthcare service to use as they are going bankrupt

16.The standard drill is used for ordinary skulls-while the extra thick skulls will need the hammer function

17.after the operation you will be given your religious book to read

18.We will see of your reaction-if you do nothing-the operation is a success

19.If you start reading or praying. Then a further operation may be needed-possibly full-frontal lobotomy

20.Sometime however when the cancerous god module has been destroyed the module for superstitious belief takes over

21.and behaves in the same way as the god module

22.So, surgeons now remove both the god module and the superstition module to ensure you stay a non-believer for the rest of your normal life

24.recovering from the operation can take years as you have to adjust your life to the new realities as others around you continue to believe

25.Evidence suggest once you lose your religious belief there is over 90% chance that your children will be non-believers

26.therefore not likely to need a religious by-pass operation

27.You be will sent on a course of formal logic-where you will learn how to evaluate claims-premises and evidence as to whether something is true not

28.this course on formal logic will protect you from the God disease in the future

29.Every five years there is booster course on formal logic to ensure you stay a non-believer

30.you will be invited to join your nearest sceptics and atheists’ community and encourage others to follow your path

31.you will be encouraged write a book titled ‘I left religion and gained my sanity

32.it may become a best seller and get you criticisms and death threats

33.if that happens we will put you in a witness protection program

34.where we will change your identity-give you a new name and re-locate you to another part of the country