The Dinky Doo Tribe

The Tribes from my book Capitalism for children and adult who behave like children

Tiger Moto

5/5/20252 min read

THE DINKY DOO’S TRIBE

1.Health and fitness are very important. They exercise regularly and have a very healthy diet with all the essential nutrients

2.Their poo (balls) are highly nutritious and much sought after by other tribes. They sell their poo balls to the Pookie Snookie tribe who sell them in their prized Pookie Snookie deluxe burger

3. The dinky doo balls are sold in the most exclusive outlets

4.In weight the dinky doo poo (balls) are worth more than gold

5.Since the dinky doo women are fit and healthy-they only marry dinky doo men who are fit and healthy (and have lots of money)

6.Because of the healthy diet of the dinky doo’s-they only produce a small quantity of dinky doo (poo) balls twice a week

7.Other tribes have been known to kidnap the dinky doo’s and make them eat more food. To produce more dinky doo- poo balls

8.The effect is they do produce more dinky doo balls but they also become obese and die early. Due to lack of exercise-high blood pressure-diabetes-high cholesterol levels and other issues

9.This results in more dinky doo’s being kidnapped and their population is declining due low birth rate and kidnappings

10.Since dinky doo women will not marry obese dinky doo men. The kidnappers forcibly impregnate dinky doo women with sperm extracted from the obese dinky doo men before they die

11.To protect the declining dinky doo population. Dinky doo women are encouraged to have more children and become stay at home full-time mothers. Also given a free homecare package 12. The extra money helps bring up the future dinky doo children who are guarded 24/7 by security-surveillance and the police

13.Since dinky doo women are the fittest and hottest tribe

14.They are much in demand by other tribes. The capitalist and business tribe manage to acquire the most as they have the most of the money

14.The women age more slowly-so remain attractive for longer

15.The dinky doo women have very high standards-only the best males will do for them-i.e. those with the most money

16.If you have no money please do not try to acquire a dinky doo woman. You will be very disappointed-stick to your own fatty and ugly tribal women

17.The dinky doo tribe is one of the wealthiest. They have long term contracts with the pookie snookie’s-for the dinky doo poo balls

18.The dinky doo poo balls products are listed on the London stock exchange and wall street

19.They are a good investment for the long term as a diversified portfolio

20.Kidnapping is a cheaper option-but comes with considerable risk as the CIA will be employed to find you and arrest you

21.You will be sent to Guantanamo Bay where you will suffer immense deprivation and regular punishment

22.So please respect the Dinky doo’s-especially the women-look but don’t touch-be safe-stay out of prison-avoid castration